Funny Christian Jokes
Micheal Jr.
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There are saved people, and there are oversaved people.
Saved: You thirsty?
Oversaved: Thirsty for the lord!
Saved: you have my keys?
Oversaved: Keys to the kingdom!
Saved: Well I got no kingdom I got an SUV but it aint no kingdom...
LOL!
Being Baptized
Learned how to swim
*fishing on the bridge*
Dad: you aint cathing no fish?
Micheal Jr: Nah noth-
*AHHHHHHHH....AHHHHH....AHHHH, *SPLASH*
Thats how he learned to swim.
Baptized
*guy pushes him in the water*
MJ refuses and says "i aint ready yet"
*Repeats*
*Thinks that how people say "In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit...*SPLASH*
But jesus got baptized. What did they say to him? "You, your daddy and your best friend...*SPLASH*
LOL
Even more...look him up on youtube!
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